toskarin:

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theevildead:

rippingupthedisco:

soc93:

we seriously are not giving this enough attention like you just cannot take the Chanel Hysteria lipstick, the 100% authentic Tiffany & Co.™ pearl necklace WITH the matching set of earrings. got the 2016 Fall/Winter blood orange Yves Saint Laurent fitted evening gown. and the hair is laid. to. rest. finally you see that drink? thats most definitely a large and you know she got this all with her own munty h u n t y

i think about this post almost everyday

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helila:

dotjade:

put those awesome boobs away dude now isn’t the time

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frogmoss1:

a man has just jamped off the entire state building .

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neurotypical-karen:

Yeah. I’m the guy who impregnates the mannequins they put in the maternity section. It ain’t much but it pays the bills. Please no further questions at this time.

ja-khajay:

boostmobilemastershake:

tough fucking luck losing my cart and my pack of camels in the same 48 hour period i suspect that it may have been ghouls

are you a medieval silk road merchant

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coughloop:

Ever since I was a little girl I always wanted to get hit by a car in a way that would make me a lot of money

bgm05:

valkyrjuk:

bgm05:

Can you say something about fat people that doesn’t involve the phrase “tummy squish” or any variants thereof. Quickly

I know a couple fat guys and they’re good electricians

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payasita:

scrtchptch:

payasita:

boss makes a dollar I make a dime

flat top grill penis on company time

if you say so, tumblr user nutsacktorturer

im frying all of you on the penis griddle if you don’t cut this shit out right now

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socialistexan:

socialistexan:

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